Our resident corporate Agony Uncle, CEO Ken Cheng, tackles business challenges – so you don’t have to
Dear Ken Cheng,
The water supply has been shut off for several days now. How do I convince my boss to get someone to fix it?
– Jaime, Burnley
The human body can survive several days in a desert without water.
Ergo, your boss doesn’t owe you anything.
A lot of people think it’s against the law to not provide your employees with adequate water.
And it is. But so what? What are they going to do? Arrest me?
Imagine that, calling up the police to put me in jail.
Tell that to the families of the murder victims that the police don’t catch the killers for because they’re too busy harassing hard working CEOs who just don’t want to pay their water bills.
Hydration is overrated anyway. What are you? A plant? Why is it my job to water you.
I’m no gardener.
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