Bland is expensive.
In a market where every category is crowded, every message aspires to be louder, and every product promises the similar things, “good” has become invisible. Distinctiveness is no longer a brand flourish. It’s commercial survival.
On 23 April 2026, Little Grey Cells Club brings together 100 senior-level marketers for a morning designed to tackle one of the hardest questions in modern marketing: how do you build a brand that people can actually pick out, remember, and choose?
The End Of Bland: How Distinctiveness Decides Commercial Fate runs from 08:30–11:30 in Central London. Expect sharp thinking, real-world lessons, and the kind of frank conversation you only get when the room is closed, the incentives are clean, and the audience is made up of peers.
Our guest curator is Sharry Cramond, one of the most credible operators in British retail, and the senior leader behind brand and loyalty marketing at Marks & Spencer. Sharry has spent her career building brands under pressure, where the numbers are unforgiving and the customer has infinite choice. She’ll share what distinctiveness really looks like when it’s tied to growth, not theory. Her marketing mantra with her team is “Ban the Generic”.
Sharry will be joined by panellists Pippa Prain (ASDA), Richard Cherwell (J.P. Morgan Asset Management), Anoushka Grover (Purplebricks), Richard De Villa (Club Med) and Hannah Bourne (Penguin Random House) bringing very different perspectives on what it takes to stand apart when your category is shaped by trust, complexity, and constant scrutiny.
The morning blends fireside conversation with roundtables, giving you space to test ideas, share challenges, and workshop live problems with people who’ve been there. No performances. No posturing. Just candid, lived experience and practical troubleshooting.
As always, this is Little Grey Cells Club: a sales-free environment, built for honest exchange. We elevate marketing through collective insight, and this session is built for marketers who want to leave with business clarity and not clichés.











