Our resident corporate Agony Uncle, CEO Ken Cheng, tackles business challenges – so you don’t have to
Q. Imagine you’re in a zombie apocalypse. You are travelling with a group and you secretly get bit by a zombie during an attack. Do you tell the others? – Darren, Chelmsford
A. Obviously the right thing to do would be to tell your group. If you keep it secret, you risk not only you dying to the zombies, but your entire group.
However, in reality, I would not tell anyone.
Why? Because I truly believe there’s a chance I’d be immune to the zombie infection.
Time and time again, I have defied the odds.
Everyone said my company would fail. It didn’t. Everyone said I could not become a multi-millionaire by age 25. I did. Everyone said I could never sleep with over 1,000 women. It definitely happened.
I am just built different.
Besides, if I were bit by a zombie, it would be terrible for morale. I don’t believe the other survivors could go on without someone like me at the helm. If I die to a zombie infection, life is just not worth living anymore.
Before anyone asks, no, if I do end up a zombie, then don’t “put me out of my misery”. I would thrive as a zombie. I’d probably be their King.
And they’d all bow down to me, the Zombie CEO.
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