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Dear Ken Cheng,
How do I flirt over LinkedIn?
– James, Redhill
Ken Cheng:
LinkedIn is actually one of the best social media to flirt.
First of all, it’s very useful for choosing your targets because you can see all their qualifications. This is important as you should only flirt with people with at least a 2:1 from a Russell Group University.
Secondly, there are lots of tools available. Let’s cover some of them.
The primary way to flirt is through endorsements. I find most men and women using LinkedIn have a praise kink. They love to be endorsed for their skills.
I once endorsed a woman for Microsoft Excel and she became obsessed with me, stalking me to within an inch of my life.
She appeared outside my house several times just because I sent a recommendation saying she used some excellent colour coding in her spreadsheets.
Eventually, I had to call the police. She wasn’t even that good at Excel.
Let me tell you, these LinkedIn users are rabid, desperately seeking some sort of validation from C-Suite executive.
So it’s time to get on there and become a CFO. A Chief Flirting Officer
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