Our resident corporate Agony Uncle, CEO Ken Cheng, tackles business challenges – so you don’t have to
Dear Ken Cheng,
I accidentally posted a picture of my nipple in the Slack chat. I’m very embarrassed and not sure how to live this down!
– Barbara, Tamworth
Ken Cheng:
Big deal!
We’ve all had a nipslip here and there and here’s what they don’t tell you: you can use your nipple to your advantage.
The nipple holds an extreme amount of power in business – I first noticed this when I was meant to send off a quarterly sales report and accidentally sent a close up of my nipple.
Did I feel embarrassed? A bit. But I also suddenly felt an immense amount of power in doing so.
I could tell it had impressed the shareholders more than the sales report ever could, and that’s when I came up with my genius secret weapon.
My company logo is a photoshopped version of that nipple shot. It’s all over our website, business cards, social media. Every time people buy from my company, they unknowingly are seeing my nipple.
Since doing that, company revenues have gone sky high. It’s crazy how much influence my nipple has had on the markets.
Nipple is power. Use it.
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